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  2. Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

    (Source: tinarannosaurus, via warrior-princess-xanax)

     
  3. thatfellowsthings:

    If you say so, Nintendo

    (via fullmetal-dragonslayer)

     
  4. beardbrand:

    Festive summer beard, posted by barbitium

    (via puckerupdollface)

     
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  7. bearzerky:

    tishue:

    birb

    OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    (via officialnormanbabcock)

     

  8. not-a-comedian:

    12exe:

    Horton hears somebody he used to know

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    do you ever regret drawing something

    (Source: medimeedes, via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  10. piesexualdean:

    turtwink:

    does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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    (via kriidsedovah)

     
  11. (Source: kozmial, via timanderic)

     

  12. study your idols and then surpass them.

    (Source: suprchnk, via pussy2spiritbomb)

     

  13. "What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier."
    — Dwight Schrute (via busterbluths)

    (Source: donniedarkos, via pixiedustandhitchcock)

     
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