1. lildrunk:

    i need kisses and attention and alcohol

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  2. singwithme2397:

    the horror and concentration on his face

    (Source: kyle-zoe-madison, via warrior-princess-xanax)


  3. Come on down to Florida,
    I got somethin’ for ya.

    (Source: nicoosuxx, via d-dopeanddiamonds)


  5. hightidedelphis:

    Will my family ever be able to have a gathering without it breaking out into a fight?
    Stay tuned to find out.

    Did you mean my stepfamily

  7. postllimit:

    imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

    (via jordanfrederick)

  8. basementdemo:

    my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

    (via jordanfrederick)

  9. kanapy:

    Anon asked me about tutorial so I can do tutorial like this ; v ; Hope it’s easy to understand.

    (via theunknown1art)

  12. breadonly:


    what the fuck is this


    (via obamasturbate)

  14. Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

    (Source: tinarannosaurus, via warrior-princess-xanax)

  15. thatfellowsthings:

    If you say so, Nintendo

    (via fullmetal-dragonslayer)